World Record Capybara Speedrun in Minecraft!

No court and quarantine my there it is this stupid thing guys i think he’s starting to get obese again dinosaurs they have a claw on their hands look at this man eating huh so handsome and cute yeah sure why not let’s just let the goose come right into our home adorable

Little fox there we’re gonna go ahead and get it with this bow so we can eat good morning krusty crew good morning to baby how are you today sir such a handsome little man nibbling on some grass i see we’ve been eating more poison ivy today sir it’s good to see

You good morning hanging out by the bus today huh sir very funny oh what a lovely morning look at this vulture see guys this is what it’s all about waking up at five so you can see the two hours of the day where it’s 80 degrees somehow

We still have water here without a liner for the bees to drink although this is the best water for the animals to drink hello kevin whoa is that kevin hello good morning sir you’re so handsome so handsome and cute more more more look at my adorable little baby so

Handsome and wet and cute and just adorable little kevin good morning carrick oh is that kevin whoa is that kevin everyone’s eating today oh good morning orange texas has become a literal desert now morning children all my bees are all still here look at this precious little

Tired boy can we get some morning yahoos from you today sir look at these dingus is nibbling on that you guys have already drank most of their milk i’m gonna leave you guys alone be good well well well well what do we have here oh another day another day yeah sure why

Not let’s just let the goose come right into our home come on in bud sure let’s just let donald trump come right into our home yeah go ahead come on in buddy all right fine door’s closed now you have to stay here forever not so fun anymore when you have

To stay in here for forever and i’m gonna wash your beak now yeah i didn’t think you’d be getting a free beak washing did you buddy a fresh clean beak for you sir this is my home look at this guys got a little donald t we got a

Little clappy black piece and a little big ouch boy just sleeping there in between them this is what it’s all about showing these animals a little extra love that they wouldn’t experience in a farm setting all right now get off my porch hey there we go very nice how

About you go hang out with your wife under the trailer guys it’s so hot here that everything is either under the house or under the trailer right now look at that pig normally at the very least at night you need to get these little guys in with the heat lamp they

Can’t really go outside for a while hey it’s me editing ben and i was concerned about the ostrich chicks treating the baby rheas with contempt but they seem to love each other as you can see though these guys are very big now they’re getting real thick every day they grow

Like an inch still has slightly curled toes but they’re not nearly as bad as they were when he was younger anyways i’m sick of all the animals being out here and living under my house i’m tired of hearing them fighting under the foundation of my home so i’m going to be

Leading all of them back to the back all right guys let’s go look at this guys they do all follow me and also pogba’s ripped up a stupid pillow how about you guys all help me pick up this cot okay just spent about 20 minutes 108 degrees picking up cotton bits because poggers

Had to tear up a pillow come on hamilton come on loretta let’s go come on baby girl let’s go get on in there all right no more pigs under the foundation of my home this is a nice little spot for them it’s shady all day

Here they run the hose for a little bit so the pond’s been getting a little bit nicer this is a lot safer for karen and kevin and all the other things to drink out of i hadn’t opened up these gates for the chickens and the ducks to free

Range the whole property until our friends come over and give us a nice free big pond we are going to do the whole isaiah 43 the vision for this place is to run little creeks and rivers through here so that we can have constant water here non-stop even in the

Worst droughts we have really good vegetation and i think it would be really cool to get some huge 20-foot telephone poles and then create an enclosure over this whole area and have a little creek running through here go guys there’s a whole pond back there for

You take a look at these adorable baby boys this is what a handsome young emu boy looks like i love that these guys don’t mind if i touch them see i can mess around with their feet and poke his little toes i can play with this little

Hand and show you guys their door below claw literally have little hands like dinosaurs they have a claw on their hand see if the rear chick has that does he have a little claw on his hand don’t be shy what are you doing over there buddy sleeping this man’s over here just

Sleeping standing up look at him james charles is doing really well he’s getting very big and strong and handsome shrek is still a little skittish around me but he’s a good little boy look at this man eating her also has a tiny little claw in his hand take a look at

This birds have claws now this is nice and full i can leave let’s see if the sylvia has a hand let me see it come on come on this is a great little enclosure for them look at this they have so much space and they

Have a lot of shade oh there is a whole pond for you in the back okay time to clean my porch all right guys i’m back inside i changed my shirts because the last one was drenched from the sweat from it being 108 degrees as you can see

I have in my hands here a big ounce boy he’s very handsome are you nibbling on little man what are you nibbling on look at this chubby little boy look at this chubby little boy just resting like he just chases me around wherever i go look

At him look also i got this minecraft backpack look at this little man i can just run over here and then he’ll chase me it starts to bite my socks look at this man sometimes i like to just hug this man and keep him in here look how precious he is man just

Falling asleep how about you don’t bite my ankles over there fatso guys i think he’s starting to get obese again starting to get fat again you guys need to stop eating so much your cheeks are getting chubby they’re starting to look cringe these aren’t even really ears

They’re much too small to be real ears look at this stupid thing look at me my name’s big alex i’m so cute and hints and now you have these stupid little pointless ears wait i’m sorry i didn’t mean a big house look at these chubby men all the ducks are just hanging out

Under the bus being super super loud for no reason all right let’s see the filter’s been running for most of the morning and now it’s basically just a big orange tea this is basically a vitamin c supplement in of itself now kevin no kevin oh kevin no kevin kevin stop

Stop it okay as you guys can see the pond is good and we have two happy ducks in there now look at this beautiful man got some bushy chicken but what annoys me about minecraft now you guys is that i can’t really see things in here

Without wanting to go do them in real life and when i just see bamboo in minecraft it makes me want to go steal a bunch from a public park and then give them to these guys or at the very least playing a whole forest of it in my yard

About you guys all subscribed to my twitch oh some leaves grew right back on yeah one of these days we’ll have a twitch and then we’ll have a camera that’s just on the capybara as well i’m playing minecraft gort and quater mine wandel mind a diamond with a stone

Pickaxe gore tried to place a bed in the nether oh did you not bring any cobblestone into the nether they really got pandas in minecraft now i told you guys i told you you didn’t believe me you said oh they don’t lay on their back they don’t go on their side and flop

Over whenever you scratch them it literally only takes like there it is 20 minutes you guys i told you 20 minutes and then they do this you have to sit with them and you have to scratch them for a while that’s all it takes that’s all it takes gorge trapped in ocelot on

Survival now this is epic there it is though guys another lovely evening now uncle ben’s gonna go catch some carp so we can catch some alligator guard tomorrow don’t wait up for me i’ll be gone a while what are you what are you oh it is a little fox it’s

A gray fog really good at climbing trees the fact that the only canine that can climb trees we immediately found a little sassy baca fox okay as you can see there’s an adorable little fox there we’re going to go ahead and get it with this bow so we can eat tonight

And before you guys get upset especially you europeans here in the u.s a common carp is an invasive species however some people don’t see them like that anymore because they’ve been established since 1870 and are now considered naturalized the state of texas however disagrees and

Has no daily bag limit or size limit and allows you to shoot them with bows and spears they’re also the best bait for alligator gar which we’re going to try and catch for you guys tomorrow and they’re great food for the pigs and my dogs don’t mind if i do and that’s going

To be alligator garbage right alligator gar bait and pig food let’s decommission it humanely time for the next oh and if this offends any of you guys i’m deeply sorry sorry that i couldn’t resist the masculine urge to provide for myself and my family oh that seems safe

Oh that sure seems sad see any rattlesnakes down there i accept all liability of any injuries you guys receive don’t mind if i do herp spot what is this someone in the comments tell me what is this little man he’s got a little tail and a little face gonna go

And put him down here oh whoa there he goes look i got succulents now oh almost forgot to take