Marvin vs Jeffy: Weird Dad House Battle

In today’s video we’re having a weird strick dad build battle in Minecraft all right let’s get to it I’m going to win all right weird strick Dad look at you we literally have a massive version of you in Minecraft so beautiful I know this looks insane all right so we’re

Trick out what are we going to do first build me a kitchen okay jeez all right let me get some kitchen supplies all right we’re restricted I have everything you need now I’m about to build you the best kitchen you’ve ever seen it better be good it’s going to be good and it’s

Going to be yellow all right there we go perfect awesome now I’m going to add the cabinets look at this does this not look insane it looks kind of ugly it’s not ugly it’s perfect it’s the beautifullest thing look there we go got all of the

Cabinets okay let’s see what else do we need we need a fridge um how many fridges do you want two well you’re getting four all right there you go awesome okay H how many sinks do you want Dad three three four all righty looks like the kitchen’s done I want a

Grill a grill fine here you go let’s see um let’s put your grill right there does that look good huh yes where’s the cabinets they’re right here where’s the bottom cets you mean the drawers whatever drawers all right here we go very good you want all of them to be

Dwars no okay fine just some of them then all right very good awesome all right there you go is that good enough for you straight dad build me a table jeez all right here you go it’s going to be hard being around your kitchen and with just a table in the

Middle of it is that good huh you want some chairs where’s the chair all right there you go now it’s completely crowded put him on this side don’t put them in this side okay fine make me food I’m hungry make you food oh gosh guys let’s

Get some food ready I need to get some chicken grilling all right there we go how much chicken you want all of it okay I also need some charcoal very good make sure that’s heated up hurry up I’m hungry okay I’m trying I’m trying trick that I’m trying okay just give me a

Second faster I’m I’m cooking it it smells let yeah I’m flipping it uhhuh you like that how’s that flip it better flip it better I can’t flip it better FP those ones no oh fine okay okay okay there you go all right well there you go

Here’s your chicken oh serve it to me sorry I broke some of it oh gosh okay here is your chicken all right that’s an axe oh jeez please don’t kill me I’m begging you all right there you go is that down good oh delicious yeah yeah

All right now we need to get a ladder to make us go all the way to the top all right here we go and perfect what’s this room going to be where it’s tricked dead I need a couch in a TV you’re right that’s true C let’s get a sofa it’s so

Do you want a red sofa yes okay and then your TV let’s get some black all right white all righty there’s the why big TV how big the whole wall no this side right here that side what what you want this side okay you want this side oh you

Want a tall screen TV that’s what you want all right here you go here’s your tall screen TV very good let me bring this all the way down how are you liking it Mr Man Too Tall Too Tall it how is it too tall you can watch like Marvin

Minecraft shorts on this all day long anyways all right here we go oh gosh now we just got to do this final row and done here’s your tall screen TV give me a couch all right here’s your couch and bang too close to the TV why you

Don’t want to be right here and have to look all the way up no all right here you go bang it’s too far away it’s facing the wrong way okay what about right here closer a what about here closer closer all right and bad there perfect Perfect all right perfect okay

Sounds good all right anything else you want in here like I don’t know a generator or like some something no no generator here generator here oh gosh okay and a carpet all right perfect awesome all right now I need to make the carpet um oh go I need to wake him up

Because I don’t know which color to use wake up what what carpet color blue blue okay blue it is all right here we go awesome sounds good looks and good all right I wish you weren’t such an idiot strict dad what did you say to me I’m

Sorry I didn’t mean any of my words that I just said okay I’m sorry I’m going back on the couch okay there we go guys he’s literally sleeping he almost killed me for what I just said all right where’s trick Dad I’m sorry to wake you again but look your carpet’s done

Very nice all right so um give me a table here I need a table okay a coffee table a coffee table all right there you go is that good enough huh yes that’s good all right now um is that it for this room Mr Man yes build a bedroom now

A bedroom up here do you want do you want a second floor built into this yes okay here we go all right you want a bedroom up here oh jeez okay let’s get some beds what color bed beds red yes okay good all right there we go all

Right so how did you set it up I don’t really know we I’m trying to base this off of your house so oh God so what what do you mean wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong oh okay sorry Mr dead we’re not supposed to be together okay jeez all

Right is there any computers yes one computer you need bookshelves and cabinets okay I’m going to get some books here we go and some cabinets hurry up go faster I’m shut up I mean I mean nothing nothing what did you say to me nothing I didn’t say anything all right

Where did the cabinets go here’s the bookshelves do the bookshelves separ separate each one wrong the cabinets go between them okay um here’s the cabinet there you go perfect does that look good better better yeah finally all right how do this look the needs bookshelves in the corners oh okay fine bookshelves in

The corners bookshelves in the corners all right and where’s the computer um um this is Minecraft idiot there’s computers in Minecraft there’s computers in Minecraft are you sure about that yep right here what the heck where did you get that all right let me do this computer right there and uh sofa all

Right how’s that look computer right there hey wake up fine now go to bed go to bed go to bed but I want to build go to bed okay jeez all right I’m sleeping okay guys what I’m going to do is while he’s sleeping on his TV and

Watching TV and sleeping on his couch I’m going to go and build more stuff oh yeah I wonder if I can try and build some stuff to get rid of old strick dad all right oh gosh he’s awake he’s awake he’s awake oh God okay be careful what

That noise oh gosh oh oh gosh I need to I need to hide I need to hide oh gosh no no no no no oh I’m going to hide I’m hiding oh jeez okay they’ll never find me in this oh gosh and please please please I’m hungry

Oh he’s hungry no a pork chop oh gosh he’s eating a pork chop oh gosh it seems like he doesn’t see me all right I should be good to go back and start building his little trap okay so his bed is right there right perfect we’re going

To build the coolest STP you’ve ever seen all right here we go now oh gosh H this is going to be really difficult to do without him noticing okay so I’m going to have to break this all right be very careful I need lava okay let’s put

Some lava in here all right this awesome all right break the things from underneath it and boom now he has no idea that he’s literally over a pit of lava all right guys I’m I’m going to break his thing and he’s going to fall into the lava yes

What’s Happ oh gosh I need to go back to my bed oh jeez okay okay okay okay look at this you wasn’t me wasn’t me was sleeping what was that I think he did not suspect anything all right let’s see what else do we have in here we

Literally have a a bunch of security things that we can do wait guys I can add cameras I’m going to set up some cameras so I can see when he’s awake and stuff okay so let me put a camera right here um and then I’m going to put a

Camera in the kitchen all right perfect and on this side too now I’m going to add a camera right on his nose and also why not add one outside in his eyes yeah that looks so cool okay sleep go sleep go sleep go sleep go sleep go sleep I heard noise oh gosh

Okay okay he’s still asleep he didn’t even notice that I’m in a different bed oh my gosh could have sworn he was in this bed he’s just he’s sking must have been the wind oh must have been the wind okay yeah that’s right okay let me check

The camera so let’s see wa I can literally I can almost see my daddy’s building from up here this is crazy look at this oh that’s me that’s literally hey he my camera hey all right let me do this let’s wait where is he where is he

Oh oh he’s in the kitchen oh I see him what is he doing um wait where why is he coming upstairs U wait where is he going where is he coming oh oh he’s coming to my room oh exit exit I can’t get what are you

Doing no no no I’m sleeping I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry to bed okay okay I’m I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry oh jeez you literally just caught me red-handed um a projector no let’s do ghost blocks wait a second I can literally replace the floor in here

With ghost blocks so when he gets up I’m going to replace all this and get rid of his table all right get rid of this carpet and stuff murder murder what is that oh my gosh all right here we go replace all of this with just ghost

Blocks kill Jeffrey K wait what the heck he said he going kill Jeffrey okay now that we placed all these ghost blocks now now I can watch him through the cameras when he gets up all right hold on let me go upstairs okay we’re just going to watch him where’ my table

Go oh my gosh he literally died yes yes yes oh my gosh okay we’re strick at since I killed you let’s go check out my Daddy’s build all right weird strict dead oh my gosh what is this look Jeffy it’s my weird strict dad what is this is

There even an interior there’s not even anything inside of him well Jeffy you just drove the hole in weird strick’s Dad yeah see there’s nothing in there oh my gosh this just sucks hey don’t break apart my weird strict dad you’re just jealous cuz yours isn’t as good as mine

Oh really Daddy come see mine oh yeah all right and if mine is better daddy we have to spend the night with weird strick Dad no I don’t want to spend the night with him look at that this is massive I know Daddy you know what that

Means oh no we have to spend the night with weird stck dad oh Jeffy I don’t want to do that no okay we’re got to go to bed it’s bedtime oh gosh this is bad daddy I don’t want to do this good get you go to bed okay I’m going okay Daddy

We are asleep and guess what I installed cameras all over this thing you saw cameras Jeffy yeah so I can literally see we’re tricked at her right now he’s in the living room we need to find a way to escape Jeffy wood trick dad is like

He’s bad news Jeffy oh gosh daddy he’s coming upstairs he’s coming upstairs sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep Sleep trick why do you wake me up Dad go back to bed okay W Jeffy look there’s this house is so high up there’s a cloud coming for us I don’t see a cloud I turned them off daddy we need to escape look there’s an exit right there

But it’s too high we literally die look here hold on let me see let’s go up yeah it’s way too high there’s no way we’re making that unless like we water but Jeffy we need to we need to craft a water bucket okay a water bucket Jeffy

Okay good idea way out of here we need a water bucket to clutch okay all right let’s see oh there he is I see him down there oh gosh I wonder if he’s hungry or something Daddy I don’t want him to make us make us food oh man oh hey um go upside

Jeffy I fell down almost my hearts are gone Jeffy it’s chasing me Jeffy Daddy come on I’m hungry wake up and make me food okay fine I’ll make you food Daddy come on downstairs let’s go we need to make um some food let’s see do I have

Any food Weir’s drink Dan where is your food check the fridge the fridge there’s so many fridges um oh gosh Jeffy there’s no food in any of these fridges oh yes there is idiot okay here we go all right I need a spatula daddy owie why’d you

Hurt me like that Daddy I need a manula let’s sh it so long I need a spatula please spatula yeah did you lose the other one yeah this is your last chance okay I’m sorry all right here’s the charcoal perfect and I think we are good to go all right

I’m going to flip the he’s waiting he’s looking at me like I’m a tasty Snack Daddy it’s it’s shut up it’s not it’s it’s fine oh gosh I’m I’m flipping I’m flipping I’m flipping Daddy I’m flipping I’m FL I’m flipping them they’re all flipped it’s going to be okay I’m going

To flip out Jeffy no can we get out of here come on let me out hey what are you doing stop it I’m can I I’m just going to look at these books over here this one’s really nice I really don’t do it ow ow stop it okay I have all of your

Meat here you go here you go we can’t get out daddy steal doors idiot oh man we’re stuck in here Jeffy hurry up let’s go upstairs while he’s eating yeah Daddy oh man very good now go to bed okay oh Jeffy he’s coming after us he’s going to

Check on us we can’t get out yet where’s a water bucket I don’t see one anywhere D I don’t think we need the water bucket look at those there’s literally gasoline things what do we do the the going to and open the door Jeffy he’s coming he’s

Coming he’s coming once he comes back up to check on us we need to go get every little generator and little gasoline thing we can find okay all right Jeffy and then we need to fuel the gasoline Thing D he’s coming he’s coming oh I’m sing I’m I’m sleep ow ow he’s hitting me Jeffy I’m out of here oh gosh okay he’s chasing us no what have you done oh my gosh where’s St that kill my daddy oh it’s up to me okay

Here’s a gasoline thing I need to get rid of all of these okay um wait wait no here’s a trap okay he okay um I’m going to put a trap right here it’s going to trap him okay here we go um I need a gasoline thing oh my God there’s a tape

Right here okay here’s another one right here yes yes yes yes and oh my gosh there’s one right under the table okay if I have any hope of getting out of here okay 1 2 3 that’s that’s not enough there’s 1 2 3 four I need one more where

Is it let’s see uh wait wait it’s underneath it’s underneath his couch what oh gosh okay okay I just put a trap right there so when I break his couch he’s going to he’s going to get trapped and and watch what’s going on yes yes I

Got him now I’m going to fill up the generator all right here you go all right gasoline can gasoline can last one bang oh gosh the doors are opening yes I think the doors are going to open come on Jey come on come on come on oh my

Gosh Jeffy Hurry Up This Way this way this way we straight dead and a ble I won let’s go watch the next the screen right now